Desi Jokes in Hindi

Desi Jokes in Hindi

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Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

Gf- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KA MOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.

अंग्रेज:- हमने चांद पर पानी और बर्फ की खोज कर ली है…
नन्दन :- तो हमें अब सिर्फ दारू और नमकीन लेकर आना है…




12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Pucha:Kya Hua
Ladka: Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamla kardiya hai
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye
3rd woman-arre tum sab fikar kyon karti ho hum india me rahte hai.

Bihari boy to a girl- “PHONE NO DEBU HO..??”
Girl-“Tamiz se baat kro.”
Boy-“My dear with due respect I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA..??!!!!”

Sir-“Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?”
Santa-“Chidiya Bankar.”
Sir-“Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!”
Santa-“Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!”

UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:”Do u hv a bf?”
SHE:”Yes! Who r u?”
HE:”Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!”
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE”Do u hv a bf?”
SHE-“Oh no no! Who r u?”
HE-“I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!”
SHE-“Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!”
HE-“Tera bhai hi hu kamini….Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!”

1 ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,”Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?”
Ladka bola,”JI BHABHI JI!”




5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki “Teacher” Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?
“LOVE-LETTER” Beja Tha…
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

1 terorist ne 1 budhiya ke ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye- Budhiya bomb he! Budhiya bomb he!
Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT, Wo to me ‘JAWANI’ me thi.

Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha- “TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her Said
Ü Carry On””, I Have Coins!

Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se
Love Karo Dil Wali se
Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se

Q. What is the difference between WATCH and WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai…
Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya
saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya
santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata.




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