Double Meaning SMS In Hindi

Double Meaning SMS In Hindi

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Double Meaning sms in hindi

2 Gante Kiya

Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi
Saare kapre geele ho gaye Pehle to ek ghanta karte the
Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya 1 Ghanta hi buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.

Girl to riksha wala : Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai
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Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.

1 Girl ask 2 Pappu

1 Girl ask 2 Pappu : Woh kya hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hai?
Pappu : Legs
Girl : Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
Pappu: Pocket.
Girl : Woh kya hai jo log din mein karne k bajaye raat ko bistar pe karte hain.
Pappu: Neend puri karte hain.
Girl : Woh kya hai jo larki pehli dafa karwate hue dard se roti hai?
Pappu : Kaan mein chhed.
Aap bhi apni soch pappu ki tarah saaf rakhein.

Umbrella Repair

A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli: jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

Exam ke Baad

Exam ke baad ladkiya kya sochati hain?
1 : Kitna Lamba tha.
2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata.
3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha.
4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya.

C00ND0M kya hota hai ?

Pota : Dada ji yeh C00ND0M kya hota hai?
Dada : Chal bhaag nalayak kahin ka mujhe nahi pata.
Pota : Main janata tha. Aapko pata hota to aaj jayadaad ke 14 tukde nahi hote.

Dhutrastra ke 100 Putra

Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra the : Pandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun?
Student : Sir, kyun ki jinki aankhein hoti hain unko aur bhi kaam hote hain..

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