Hot and Sexy SMS in Hindi

Hot and Sexy SMS in Hindi

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Boy: I am going to kiss you. Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi.
Boy: Par yahan to door tak koi nahi hai, Girl: Pir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai.
Aaj barish me tere sang nahana hai, Sapna ye mera kitna Suhana hai,
Barish ki bunde jo gire tere hotho pe, Unhe apne hotho se uthana hai.

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1 barsat ki raat 1 bhigi ladki, Bhiga Badan, Bhigi Julfe, Bhige Hont, Hum dono ki najre mili
Use dekh kar aisa laga ki.. Kal use 100% sardi hogi!!

Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl, With Fair Complexion good Figure Long Hair,
The Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..
‘ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA’

Nahi plz niche mat dabao, Kuch ho jayega, Plz dekho mat karo, Maan jao na plz,
Warna ho jayega, Plz mat dabao, Aaaah uffff.. Dekha ho gaya na sms khatam.



हर शाम सुहानी नहीं होती; हर चाहत के पीछे कहानी नहीं होती;
कुछ तो असर ज़रूर होगा मोहब्बत में; वर्ना गोरी लड़की काले औज़ार की दीवानी नहीं होती।

पति पहली रात में बीवी से बोला.. पहले हैरान करूँ या परेशान ??
पत्नी : हैरान..
पति : ये देखो 12 इंच का !!
पत्नी : वाउ, अब परेशान करो..
पति : ये खड़ा नहीं होता !!
पति:-कार तेज चलाते हुए पत्नी से बोला:- “अब देखना मेरी स्पीड…..”
स्पीड बढ़ाते ही कार बंद हो गई।
पत्नी जोर-जोर से हसने लगी।
पति:- “हस क्यों रही हो,?
पत्नी- “कुछ नहीं, रात वाली बात याद आ गई”।

Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho, Kabhi usse dosti mat todna,
Kyunki pani kitna bhi ganda ho jaye, Aag bujhane k kam to aa hi jata hai.

Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai
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Danda hai. Ghusa le Message karta nahi Gift Chahiye GANDU KO.

A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri bhen di…
Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha finally 2 sentences seekha:
1. Shukar hai, light aa gyi,
2. ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.



Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl, With Fair Complexion good Figure Long Hair,
The Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..
‘ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA’

Nahi plz niche mat dabao, Kuch ho jayega, Plz dekho mat karo, Maan jao na plz,
Warna ho jayega, Plz mat dabao, Aaaah uffff.. Dekha ho gaya na sms khatam.

Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
Ladka- 4 Month Se
Bap- Kaise yakin Karu
Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.

Kehte hain: “Aurat ke haath me barkat hoti hai!”
Bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to, 9 inch ki kar deti hai.

SON: Kal, dady k room se PRAY karne ki awaz aa rahi thi,
MOM: Pray karna to achhi baat hai,
SON: Dady to chup the, unki secretry pray kar rahi thi,
“O GOD O GOD”.

Sardar & sardarani waiting at signal.
A tapori boy comes & says “kya paaji rakhail hai kya?”
Sadar furiously says “Oye sale, rakhail hogi terio meri to biwi hai.”



Girl : Arey itna bada munh mein kaise lungi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geele ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gol Gappe tum he kahoo.

Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho,
5 minute mein taiyyar ho aur Raat bhar sone na de,

Ek bahu saari raat paraaye mard ke saath sokar aayi.
Lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why?
Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!

Na hum aids se darte hain, Na hi condum se karte hain,
Hum to duniya se darte hain, Is liye haath se keraty hain.

Son saw a parents having Fun “dad whats up?
DAD: Tere maa me petrol bhar raha hoon.
Son: Mom ki average check karien, din me uncle bhi tank full kar ke gaye hain”

Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusenge?

Ek baar heroine ki shaadi producer se hoti hai.
Pehli raat ko producer heroine ho kehta hai ki pehle rehersal kar lete hain.
Heroine bolti hai rehersal maine director k saath kar li hai aap final take lo.

Ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
Dusra sardaar bola “u hv a nice chest”
Pehla sardar bola “eh teh kuch v nahi meri biwi ki dekh”

Pehle usne utari saari. Fir aayi peticoat ki baari.
Phir diya blouse utar. Zyada khush mat ho yaar.
Wo thi kapde sukhane ki taar.



Teacher: Bachchon kya bata sakte ho ki billi (cat) k itne sare bachche kyon hote hain?
Student: Miss aap bhi bahar nangi ghumaien to aap ke bhi itne sare bachche honge.

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Achcha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub me bhi security guard ke sath baithi thi.

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