Munna Bhai and Circuit SMS

Munna Bhai and Circuit SMS

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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se……….
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.

Munna: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note mei Haste kyun rehte hai??
Circuit: Simple hai BHAI.!!
Royenge to Note Geela nahi ho jayega..!

Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He?
Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munaa- English Me Bole To “WOSHING TOWN”




Cow: Kya me Bolu
Ox: Sun
Cow: Suna
Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala
Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala
Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga,
Ghas Chabaenge,
Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya?

GudNit in MunnaBhai Style: Chand fekta hai light Boleto hogayi hai night
To band karneka light Sojane ka tight Samje Tubelight Boleto GudNit

Munn Bhai: College ka fulform kya hota he Circuit?
Circuit: Boleto bhai,
C-come
O-on
L-love
L-lets
E-every
G-girl
E-every day
Bhai!!

Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.

Bhool kar bhi kisi ko na rulana, Zindgi me sabko hansana,
Dushman ko bhi gale lagana , Phir bhi koi gam de to mujhe batana,
“THOK DENGE SAALE KO”

Dost sorela hai kya, Teri bahut memory Areli thi,
Akha world me Apunko ekich to tere jesa Dost mila,
miss to karegaich na, Bole to GOOD wali night

Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

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