Nonveg Jokes In Hindi

Nonveg Jokes In Hindi

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Nonveg Jokes In Hindi
Nonveg Jokes In Hindi

Pati bola: Good nite,
patni : aise kaise good nite
Band karo light,
hathyar karo tight, lelo nipple ka bite,
karlo pussy se fight,
Aur gira do apna BIRLAWHITE!
Tab hogi good night.

English teacher:
Aaj Sabko’My Best Friend’ par 10 line likhni he,
thodi der baad 1 student ne Uthkar Puchha
Madam,’Bhosdike’ ko English me kya Kehte hai….?




Girl :- Mujhe tumhare chutkule bahut pasand hai.!
Boy :- Mujhe bhi tumhare Chut aur Kule bahut pasand hai.!
Rishta vahi , Soch Nayi..!

Ek Neta Ji Hospital Ka Survey Karne Gaye
General Ward Mein Dekha Ek Mariz Muthh Maar Raha Tha.
Neta Ji Ne Hairan Hote Hue Doctor Se Puchha: “Ye Kya Hai?”
Doctor Ne Samjhaya: “Is Ka sperm Bahut Tezi Se Banta Hai Hourly Nikalna Jaruri Hai.”
Neta Ji Agle Ward Mein Pahunche
Udhar Ek Nurse Mariz Ka Lund Choos Rahi Thi
Ye Dekh Ke Neta Fir Hairan Hue Aur Doctor Se Puchha: “Ab Ye Kya Hai?”
Doctor: “Bimari Wahi Hai Par Ye Deluxe Ward Hai..

Boy -“Yaar, kal exam hai,
Tum mujhe subah jaldi utha dena.. ”
Epic reply from His Friend –
“Mera pakad kar so ja, Ye subah mujhse pehle uth jata hai” !!

Ek Sharabi Pharmacy mein enter hotay sath cheekha: 5 Condom de Oye…
Dukanwala: Sir Kuch Tameez se baat kr k bhi banda cheez maang sakta hai.??
Sharabi ne Jeans ki Zip Kholi, aur bola: “Mere Shehzade k liye 5 suit dikhaayen plz ..!!!




Boy: Chalo day night match khelte hai.
Girl: Nahi, 3 din ke bad.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Pitch abhi gili hai, tum chaho to
wollyboll khel sakte ho…

Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala rahi thi aur bahut chilla rahi thi.
Madam boli: shor mat karo, dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle mein seet lagwa dungi.

Dr.: Apke Pati ko bhut kamjori hai,
Rozana doodh dijiye.
Lady: Roz Deti hun Dr.Saab,
lekin ye dabate jyada hain or peete
kam hai.

Girl: Baba mera Boyfrnd kab sudhrega?
Baba: Use layi ho?
Girl: Nahi wo Ghar par hai.
Baba: Ok apni Bra utaro.
Girl: Kyu?
Baba: Uske Hatho ki lakeere dekhni hai.

Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao!
CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND & BIWI ?
Sari Class chup ho gayi
itne mein Pappu bola: Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid and unlimited.




Lover: Darling Tum Chaddi kyon nahi pahenti?
Lady: Mere husband ko maine VACHAN de rakha hai kiy..
usske alawa kisi ke bhi samne Chaddi nahi utaarungi.

Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar
gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.




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