Rajnikanth Jokes in Hindi

Rajnikanth Jokes in Hindi

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Frustrated Rajnikant: “Kuch to
Rehem karo kamino ..!..Ab Ye
Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata Hai..To Uske bum Se Idli Nikalti Hai..

Neymar: मैं फुटबॉल को अपनी उंगलियों पर 2 घंटे तक घुमा सकता हूँ ।
RAJNIKANT: तुम्हे क्या लगता है.. ये पृथ्वी किसकी उंगलियों पर घूम रही है !!!!




Don ko 11 Mulko ki police Talash Rahi Hai ..
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Isliye Don Rajnikant ke ghar me chupta hai .

Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur tum ?
Kalia : 100
Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh ?
kalia : RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai…

Breaking news…
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Rajnikanth ko ek chiti ne kat liya..
Pure tamilnadu ki chitiya lapata hai…:p




Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha..
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Thodi der Baad ek Alien Dharati per Aaya aur Bola
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Bhai Mere Bete ka kal Exam hai, Thoda Dheere Bajaa…:/:p

Rajnikant’s Power Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi But Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa…!!

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper
asking – “Solve any 100 questions”
He solved all 150 and wrote, ”
Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!”….

once Rajni, Santa banta n CID were going through forest
suddenly a strong storm came
santa said to banta,”ab hum bach nai paenge”
… ACP said to Daya,”pata lagao ye tufaan kis taraf se aaya h”
n rajni said “SORRY FOR SNEEZING EXCUSE ME”




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