Nonveg Jokes In Hindi

Nonveg Jokes In Hindi

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Nonveg Jokes In Hindi
Nonveg Jokes In Hindi
English teacher: Aaj Sabko’My Best Friend’ par 10 line likhni he,
thodi der baad 1 student ne Uthkar Puchha Madam,’Bhosdike’ ko English me kya Kehte hai….?

Boy -“Yaar, kal exam hai,
Tum mujhe subah jaldi utha dena.. ”
Epic reply from His Friend –
“Mera pakad kar so ja, Ye subah mujhse pehle uth jata hai” !!

Ek Sharabi Pharmacy mein enter hotay sath cheekha: 5 Condom de Oye…
Dukanwala: Sir Kuch Tameez se baat kr k bhi banda cheez maang sakta hai.??
Sharabi ne Jeans ki Zip Kholi, aur bola: “Mere Shehzade k liye 5 suit dikhaayen plz ..!!!

Boy: Chalo day night match khelte hai.
Girl: Nahi, 3 din ke bad.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Pitch abhi gili hai, tum chaho to wollyboll khel sakte ho…

Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala rahi thi aur bahut chilla rahi thi.
Madam boli: shor mat karo, dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle mein seet lagwa dungi.

Dr.: Apke Pati ko bhut kamjori hai, Rozana doodh dijiye.
Lady: Roz Deti hun Dr.Saab, lekin ye dabate jyada hain or peete kam hai.




Girl: Baba mera Boyfrnd kab sudhrega?
Baba: Use layi ho?
Girl: Nahi wo Ghar par hai.
Baba: Ok apni Bra utaro.
Girl: Kyu?
Baba: Uske Hatho ki lakeere dekhni hai.

Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao!
CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND and BIWI ?
Sari Class chup ho gayi, itne mein Pappu bola: Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid and unlimited.

Lover: Darling Tum Chaddi kyon nahi pahenti?
Lady: Mere husband ko maine VACHAN de rakha hai kiy..
usske alawa kisi ke bhi samne Chaddi nahi utaarungi.

Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

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